By Torry Stiles 10. “I’ve reached my redneck limit. You gotta go.” 9. “They were just little felonies, not any REALLY big ones.” 8. “I’m
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Top 10 random thoughts while listening to the storm outside
By Torry Stiles 10. The only thing worse than hearing the sirens is not hearing the sirens. 9. The patter of rain on the roof
Top 10 signs of Spring 2023
By Torry Stiles 10. Everybody else is trotting out their old, worn-out jokes about potholes … but not THIS guy. 9. The birds are singing, the
Top 10 changes since the kids have left home
By Torry Stiles 10. Ranch dressing consumption is down by 90%. 9. I don’t have to change the car radio station as often. 8. I
Top 10 recent struggles in the Stiles house
By Torry Stiles 10. Waking up in the middle of the night thinking there was an injured cat in the house only to realize I
Top 10 signs somebody got their tax refund check
By Torry Stiles 10. “Daddy’s home!” 9. Suddenly they’re all experts in proper tattoo maintenance. 8. “Are those eyelashes or is your face being devoured
Top 10 new words we need No. 9
By Torry Stiles 10. Textimony -noun – When someone saved a screenshot of the text message you sent and uses it against you. 9. Coughing break
Top 10 things to love about being a Hoosier
By Torry Stiles 10. Very rarely do you ever discover a tornado sneaking into town. 9. Reggie Miller. Peyton Manning. Bobby Knight. A. J. Foyt. We’re
Top 10 signs you screwed up last Valentine’s Day
By Torry Stiles 10. Store-bought cards can be very touching gifts for those you love, but you should not have gone with the Scooby-Doo set
Top 10 things y’all gotta stop doin’
By Porkrinds Stiles (Dear readers: Porkrinds has been pestering me for a chance to pen another column. It’s been a while so I figured with the