By Torry Stiles 10. Trump Slump – noun – The drop in news media rating when there are no Donald Trump stories to report. 9.
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Top 10 reasons your dinner may taste a bit ‘different’
By Torry Stiles 10. You argued for 15 minutes that gravy is a condiment and should be free like the catsup. 9. Keep track of what’s
Top 10 reasons your ‘New Year, New Me’ plans failed
By Torry Stiles 10. “I promised to be nicer to people. Nicer. Not nice. Nicer.” 9. “Gyms smell like …. gyms. Ewwww. …” 8. “People who
Top 10 holiday dating mistakes
By Torry Stiles 10. Ask if she REALLY should eat that second piece of pie. 9. Questioning the family policy regarding Santa Claus. 8. Failing to
How to purposefully punctuate the holiday season
By Curtis Honeycutt This is most likely my oldest son’s last year believing in Santa. I think he’s onto the big lie my wife and
Help not wanted as an emergency contact
By Dick WolfsieThis story was inspired by an actual event. The names have not been changed. It was about 3 a.m. when Mary Ellen nudged
Top 10 recent complaints from Mrs. Santa Claus
By Torry Stiles 10. Just once I would like to go out for dinner, but there aren’t a lot of restaurants at the North Pole.
How to avoid the family Thanksgiving apocalypse
By Curtis Honeycutt As the aroma of roasted turkey fills the air and the anticipation of Thanksgiving festivities builds, so does the looming dread of
Top 10 reasons it’s taking so long to widen Emerson Avenue
By Torry Stiles 10. If they finish this project then the next thing you know folks will be expecting them to finish ALL of the
Words that go ‘bump’ in the night
By Curtis Honeycutt Ghost words are the invisible words lurking in the shadows of our dictionaries, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting writers and speakers. They