By Torry Stiles 10. Never take yourself too seriously. Remember: your wife may love you but she still thinks you’re an idiot. 9. Never be
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TOP TEN PLANS FOR THE OLD GREENWOOD MIDDLE SCHOOL … REJECTED
By Torry Stiles 10. Mrs. Curl Ice Cream Pavilion. Finally a place big enough for the summer crowd … and my own personal express lane.
TOP TEN THINGS NOT UNCOVERED BY THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION
By Torry Stiles 10. Definitive proof of illegal collusion with Russia. I still want them to take another look at Albania. I never trusted them
TOP TEN SIGNS SPRING IS COMING TO THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Talk at work is less about the Colts and more about Zero Turn Radius mowers. 9. You have to remind your
TOP TEN WAYS TO BECOME YOUR COMPANY’S NEXT DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE
By Torry Stiles 10. Answer the phone with the phrase, “Are you hiring?” 9. Greet the corporate CEO with a firm handshake and the question,
TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD VISIT YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER
By Torry Stiles 10. It smells nicer than the average men’s locker room. 9. The staff lets you touch the merchandise all you want, unlike
TOP TEN THINGS I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND
By Torry Stiles 10. Reality TV shows that are on the air even after they’ve been busted for being faked. 9. How the phrase, “No
TOP TEN LIES YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL THESE YEARS REVEALED
By Torry Stiles 10. Those starving kids in Africa don’t want Brussels sprouts either. 9. Mom really does have a favorite child, but it’s one
TOP TEN ITEMS IN MY STATE OF THE STATE ADDRESS
By Torry Stiles 10. “I am proud to announce the newest addition to the U. S. Navy: the U.S.S. Homecroft. This new level of stealth ship
TOP TEN RESPONSES TO THE ‘JUGHANDLE ROUNDABOUT’ IN GREEWNOOD
By Torry Stiles 10. The original designer: “I tossed that in there as a joke. Never thought they’d think I meant it.” 9. Anonymous Greenwood council member: