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Top 10 signs that this might not be a four-star restaurant
By Torry Stiles 10. “What’s the soup?” “They’re calling it potato.” 9. They claim they got five-star reviews but failed to mention that was the total
Top 10 signs they might not be deserving panhandlers
By Torry Stiles 10. Needs money for baby formula because they have a 3-month-old, an 8-month-old and an 11-month-old. 9. She says she’s sleeping under
Top 10 facts about the first snow
By Torry Stiles 10. At least one person in the office will have a wooly worm or persimmon seed observation. 9. There’s a heated debate over
Top 10 things you don’t want to hear around the bonfire
By Torry Stiles 10. “It’ll be fine. That furniture is fireproof.” 9. “This is a weenie roast. These are hamburger buns. …. You had one
Top 10 things not to say at Walmart
By Torry Stiles 10. “Grab an electric cart! We’re having a jousting tournament in the Garden Department!” 9. “I just scanned two cartloads of groceries.
Top 10 random thoughts while getting my semi-annual haircut
By Torry Stiles 10. I’m not too old yet. Nobody has to trim my ear hairs. 9. I have yet to meet a single barber
Top 10 things I learned repossessing cars
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I have held a variety of jobs over the years. I’ve been a newspaper writer, a racing announcer, truck driver,
Top 10 bad executive decisions
By Torry Stiles 10. “The Chinese scientists say it’s a couple of bats with sniffles. We can’t keep folks out for that. How would it
Top 10 ways I’m preparing for winter
By Torry Stiles 10. Train the dogs to expect fewer long walks in the sun and more short trips to the back patio. 9. Begin