By Torry Stiles 10. “A little conservative goes a long way but a lot of conservative will often go the wrong way.” 9. “Mr. Herbert Hoover
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Top 10 reasons they keep taking those classified documents out of the White House
By Torry Stiles 10. “She wasn’t the only intern there, ya know.” 9. “The grandkids like using those ‘TOP SECRET’ file folders to stash their
Top 10 things for Colts fans to do now
By Torry Stiles 10. Quietly cry yourself to sleep clutching your favorite Peyton Manning jersey. 9. Fire up the VCR with those tapes from 2007.
Top 10 ways you blew the first date
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’m out here waiting. You said you’d pick me up at 6 p.m.” “Who is this?” 9. “How will I know
Top 10 reasons to avoid the fight at Waffle House
By Torry Stiles 10. You might want to visit Canada soon, and they won’t let you in if you got a felony. 9. I think
Top 10 reasons you drive your car on the frozen canal downtown
By Torry Stiles 10. Heard there was a drive-thru church downtown and thought she was in line to be baptized. 9. “Y’all ever see that
Top 10 ways to ruin Christmas
By Torry Stiles 10. Test the artificial tree’s claim of being fireproof. Bonus points if it’s at somebody else’s house. 9. Ask every female guest
Top 10 supply chain issues at the North Pole this year
By Torry Stiles 10. Lost half my staff to Hollywood for those Lord of the Ring shows. 9. I still have warehouses of MAGA hats
Top 10 signs you might not be in the best hotel
By Torry Stiles 10. The ducks and chickens were charming, but the guy keeping goats on the third floor ruins the mood. 9. “Excuse me,