By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I have held a variety of jobs over the years. I’ve been a newspaper writer, a racing announcer, truck driver,
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Top 10 bad executive decisions
By Torry Stiles 10. “The Chinese scientists say it’s a couple of bats with sniffles. We can’t keep folks out for that. How would it
Top 10 ways I’m preparing for winter
By Torry Stiles 10. Train the dogs to expect fewer long walks in the sun and more short trips to the back patio. 9. Begin
Top 10 red flags you might miss on a first date
By Torry Stiles 10. He picks you up in his Lawn-Boy. 9. There’s a pat-down search at her parents’ house. 8. He’s brought a note
Top 10 signs that the Southside may be growing too fast
By Torry Stiles 10. Used to be we’d meet “around about six” but now we have to go through six roundabouts to meet. 9. Haven’t
Top 10 signs my brain is not the one in charge around here
By Torry Stiles 10. Every week I tell myself I’m going keep a journal of funny Top 10 ideas, and every week I kick myself
Top 10 signs you might not be Parent of the Year material
By Torry Stiles 10. You’re on the “barred” list at the daycare. 9. The DNA testing lab is offering you frequent flier discounts. 8. Folks
Top 10 signs your kids don’t take you seriously
By Torry Stiles 10. They can’t say, “Yeah” without saying “Right” afterwards. 9. You’re pretty sure that being 37 is too young to be called,
Top 10 suggestions to improve the Marion County Fair
By Torry Stiles 10. Set up a sushi stand right next to the goldfish game. Tell the kids that they better save the goldies from
Top 10 answers to the question, ‘Hot enough for ya?’
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’m thinking about hijacking a Schwan’s truck.” 9. “I spent four hours with an ex I hate because he has a