By Torry Stiles 10. “If you are elected, how do you plan to dispose of your enemies?” 9. Instead of a “Time’s up” light we
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Top 10 modern student excuses
By Torry Stiles 10. Tardy: “Mom didn’t pay for my phone, and ain’t nobody got watches anymore.” 9. Dress Code: “Ya can’t show your underwear so I ain’t
The best holiday since sliced bread
By Curtis Honeycutt November begins the holiday season, but we don’t need to wait until the end of the month to celebrate. Although Thanksgiving is
Top 10 signs your kid is rockin’ the school thing this year
By Torry Stiles 10. All the kids loved her YouTube of the principal making out with the substitute in the parking lot. 9. He hacked Dad’s card
What vampires can teach us about colons
By Curtis Honeycutt Colons are one of the most misunderstood punctuation marks. Many people think they are only used to introduce lists, but they can
Top 10 things Momo the Monkey learned while on the lam
By Torry Stiles 10. The walk-in tattoo place requires cash up front. 9. Trash can beer isn’t great, but if it’s all you’ve got it’s
Spooky word origins that go ‘bump’ in the night
By Curtis Honeycutt It’s scary how early I get excited about PSL season. Of course, I’m talking about punctuation, syntax and language! Add an extra
Top 10 suggestions for the next time we let the prisoner out by accident
By Torry Stiles 10. Every prisoner gets his hand stamped on his way in to jail, so if he goes out, he can get right back
Merriam-Webster adds 690 new words to an already long book
By Curtis Honeycutt The folks at Merriam-Webster have been hard at work, keeping the dictionary relevant for a new generation of vibrant verbophiles. The new
Top 10 modern additions to Paul Simon’s ‘50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’
By Torry Siles 10. Delete her tweet, Pete. 9. Erase that file, Kyle. 8. Leave him at the jetty, Betty. 7. Send ‘er back to