By Torry Stiles 10. He picks you up in his Lawn-Boy. 9. There’s a pat-down search at her parents’ house. 8. He’s brought a note
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Top 10 signs that the Southside may be growing too fast
By Torry Stiles 10. Used to be we’d meet “around about six” but now we have to go through six roundabouts to meet. 9. Haven’t
Top 10 signs my brain is not the one in charge around here
By Torry Stiles 10. Every week I tell myself I’m going keep a journal of funny Top 10 ideas, and every week I kick myself
Top 10 signs you might not be Parent of the Year material
By Torry Stiles 10. You’re on the “barred” list at the daycare. 9. The DNA testing lab is offering you frequent flier discounts. 8. Folks
Top 10 signs your kids don’t take you seriously
By Torry Stiles 10. They can’t say, “Yeah” without saying “Right” afterwards. 9. You’re pretty sure that being 37 is too young to be called,
Top 10 suggestions to improve the Marion County Fair
By Torry Stiles 10. Set up a sushi stand right next to the goldfish game. Tell the kids that they better save the goldies from
Top 10 answers to the question, ‘Hot enough for ya?’
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’m thinking about hijacking a Schwan’s truck.” 9. “I spent four hours with an ex I hate because he has a
Top 10 signs that old age is catching up with me
By Torry Stiles 10. The other day I had to explain who The Beatles were. 9. More and more the waitresses are steering me to
Top 10 examples that show Little League baseball is God’s gift to Top 10 list writers
By Torry Stiles 10. “New rule: no more giving each other Sharpie tattoos in the dugout.” 9. “Oops!” “Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Did you cut
Top 10 answers to the question, ‘What happened?’
By Torry Stiles 10. “Never trust a quiet 4-year-old.” 9. “Next time don’t let the gas run for five minutes before hitting the grill’s ignition