By Torry Stiles 10. “I’m out here waiting. You said you’d pick me up at 6 p.m.” “Who is this?” 9. “How will I know
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Top 10 reasons to avoid the fight at Waffle House
By Torry Stiles 10. You might want to visit Canada soon, and they won’t let you in if you got a felony. 9. I think
Top 10 reasons you drive your car on the frozen canal downtown
By Torry Stiles 10. Heard there was a drive-thru church downtown and thought she was in line to be baptized. 9. “Y’all ever see that
Top 10 ways to ruin Christmas
By Torry Stiles 10. Test the artificial tree’s claim of being fireproof. Bonus points if it’s at somebody else’s house. 9. Ask every female guest
Top 10 supply chain issues at the North Pole this year
By Torry Stiles 10. Lost half my staff to Hollywood for those Lord of the Ring shows. 9. I still have warehouses of MAGA hats
Top 10 signs you might not be in the best hotel
By Torry Stiles 10. The ducks and chickens were charming, but the guy keeping goats on the third floor ruins the mood. 9. “Excuse me,
Top 10 reasons you might not have that ‘good ol’ Christmas Spirit’ this year
By Torry Stiles 10. It’s still on back order from last year. 9. The Christmas movies on the Hallmark channel 24/7 have you all messed
Top 10 list of thanks 2022
By Torry Stiles 10. The American Education System and whoever it was who invented the numbers one through 10. 9. My wife who doesn’t throw
Top 10 signs of a cheap airline
By Torry Stiles 10. Your midflight meal is a pitch-in. 9. It costs extra to check your baggage and extra again to get it back. 8.