By Torry Stiles 10. P-mail – noun – messages that come just as you get positioned and can’t get to your phone. 9. Diaper pale
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Top 10 things I can’t wait to teach my new grandson
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Thomas Oliver Henderson was born Thursday, June 22 to my daughter Vanessa and her husband, Phil. They’ve got their work
Top 10 reasons you drive your car on the frozen canal downtown
By Torry Stiles 10. Heard there was a drive-thru church downtown and thought she was in line to be baptized. 9. “Y’all ever see that
Top 10 signs they might not be deserving panhandlers
By Torry Stiles 10. Needs money for baby formula because they have a 3-month-old, an 8-month-old and an 11-month-old. 9. She says she’s sleeping under
Top 10 signs that things are getting rough
By Torry Stiles 10. Every other car on the block was broken into but they left $20 on your driver’s seat. 9. Your dog has been
Top 10 random thoughts while playing a rousing game of bingo at Books & Brews
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Be ready for a few shameless plugs in this one I didn’t receive a dime out of this, but I
Torry’s Top Ten: Top ten thoughts about the 2021 racing season
By Torry Stiles 10. If you’ve never seen a Speedrome Figure8 race, I suggest you grab a handful of Xanax and come check it out
Torry’s Top Ten: Signs winter is coming to an end on the Southside
by Torry Stiles Cursing about the lack of snowplows has been replaced by cursing about the lack of D. O. T. trucks fixing potholes. You’re
TOP TEN RECENT QUOTES FROM WILL ROGERS (WERE HE ALIVE TODAY) #29
By Torry Stiles 10. “When I was in grade school and it got cold, we didn’t get the day off. We just had to walk to
TOP TEN SIGNS REAL WINTER HAS HIT THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Dairy Queen swaps the pumpkin pie ice cream for frozen hot chocolate. 9. Nobody even questions the existence of “frozen