By Torry Stiles 10. If they finish this project then the next thing you know folks will be expecting them to finish ALL of the
Tag: humor
Top 10 new words we need No. 9
By Torry Stiles 10. Textimony -noun – When someone saved a screenshot of the text message you sent and uses it against you. 9. Coughing break
A handy-dandy guide to reduplicative words
By Curtis Honeycutt I promise I’m not trying to get this song stuck in your head, but its lyrics illustrate the language term I want
Top 10 signs your kids don’t take you seriously
By Torry Stiles 10. They can’t say, “Yeah” without saying “Right” afterwards. 9. You’re pretty sure that being 37 is too young to be called,
Top 10 suggestions to improve the Marion County Fair
By Torry Stiles 10. Set up a sushi stand right next to the goldfish game. Tell the kids that they better save the goldies from
Top 10 answers to the question, ‘Hot enough for ya?’
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’m thinking about hijacking a Schwan’s truck.” 9. “I spent four hours with an ex I hate because he has a
Top 10 ways Dads are different from Moms
10. There aren’t a lot of Moms who can name more than three professional wrestlers and their signature moves. 9. Moms and Dads can both
Top 10 signs that old age is catching up with me
By Torry Stiles 10. The other day I had to explain who The Beatles were. 9. More and more the waitresses are steering me to
Top 10 examples that show Little League baseball is God’s gift to Top 10 list writers
By Torry Stiles 10. “New rule: no more giving each other Sharpie tattoos in the dugout.” 9. “Oops!” “Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Did you cut
Top 10 answers to the question, ‘What happened?’
By Torry Stiles 10. “Never trust a quiet 4-year-old.” 9. “Next time don’t let the gas run for five minutes before hitting the grill’s ignition