By Torry Stiles 10. Everybody else is trotting out their old, worn-out jokes about potholes … but not THIS guy. 9. The birds are singing, the
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Top 10 changes since the kids have left home
By Torry Stiles 10. Ranch dressing consumption is down by 90%. 9. I don’t have to change the car radio station as often. 8. I
How verbal hedges can get you out of yard work
By Curtis Honeycutt At the dawn of every springtime, I make a list of things I want to do in my lawn and garden. This
Top 10 signs somebody got their tax refund check
By Torry Stiles 10. “Daddy’s home!” 9. Suddenly they’re all experts in proper tattoo maintenance. 8. “Are those eyelashes or is your face being devoured
Top 10 new words we need No. 9
By Torry Stiles 10. Textimony -noun – When someone saved a screenshot of the text message you sent and uses it against you. 9. Coughing break
There’s some extra pleonasm on your shirt
By Curtis Honeycutt In the “Ghostbusters” movies, the eponymous heroes blast ghosts and otherworldly beings with their proton packs, and the ghosts explode into a
Top 10 things to love about being a Hoosier
By Torry Stiles 10. Very rarely do you ever discover a tornado sneaking into town. 9. Reggie Miller. Peyton Manning. Bobby Knight. A. J. Foyt. We’re
Top 10 things y’all gotta stop doin’
By Porkrinds Stiles (Dear readers: Porkrinds has been pestering me for a chance to pen another column. It’s been a while so I figured with the
Throwing the book at Captain Hook
By Curtis Honeycutt Before I slash at Captain Hook’s character, I want to say this: if I could grow a twisty mustache like Captain Hook,
Top 10 reasons they keep taking those classified documents out of the White House
By Torry Stiles 10. “She wasn’t the only intern there, ya know.” 9. “The grandkids like using those ‘TOP SECRET’ file folders to stash their