By Torry Stiles 10. Designated hitter rule in baseball. I know it’s been around for decades but it still ticks me off. 9. End the
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TOP TEN STRANGEST THINGS HEARD AT THE TOWYARD
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: I’ve spent several years working for local towing companies. I’ve been involved with accidents, vehicle repossession, impounded vehicles, garage tows,
TOP TEN THINGS I LEARNED AT THE LIVESTOCK AUCTION
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I made a trip to the Southside of Franklin to check out the Johnson County Sales Pavilion. They hold
TOP TEN THOUGHTS ABOUT HITTING MY 58TH BIRTHDAY
By Torry Stiles 10. Eating off the seniors menu at Denny’s is boring. 8. I have an excuse to remember only the things I want
TOP TEN THINGS I LEARNED ON A FIFTH GRADE FIELD TRIP TO WASHINGTON D.C.
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: as discussed last week. The kids taught me a thing or two.) “Goochy” means good. “Dookie” means bad. “Dookie” has
TOP TEN CONCERNS ABOUT BEING A CHAPERONE FOR A FIFTH-GRADE FIELD TRIP
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Saturday morning I leave the Hoosier state for a trip to Washington, D. C. with a few dozen students from
TOP TEN CLUES YOU SKIMPED ON MOTHER’S DAY
By Torry Stiles 10. Your father calls to complain about the lack of a decent brunch at least once a year. 9. “Oh, honey. That’s
TOP TEN LESSONS LEARNED AT MY 40TH HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
By Torry Stiles 10. I can take comfort in knowing I have more hair and fewer felony convictions than several of my classmates. 9. Four
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PET DOESN’T REALLY LIKE YOU
By Torry Stiles 10. Not only has the dog barged in to watch you take a bath, but he brought a plugged-in electric toaster with
TOP TEN RECENT OBSERVATIONS FROM THE PIG’S STY
By Porkrinds Stiles (Translated by Torry Stiles) (Dear readers – Longtime followers of this column … that would be you, Mom … will remember my