By Torry Stiles 10. Spent the week helping hang plywood downtown. 9. Dress code violation in The Southside Times office. Had an old Roncalli Rebels
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Top 10 new words and phrases we need to add to the dictionary No. 6
By Torry Stiles 10. UNSTAGRAM – verb – The act of deleting your old comments on the internet after we all find something else to
Top 10 observations of the emergency room during COVID
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Well, ol’ Torry did it again. The ticker wasn’t ticking right, and it was off to the emergency room I
Top 10 slogans for this year’s New Year’s parties
By Torry Stiles 10. “New Year’s Eve 2020 but the hangover started 12 months ago.” 9. “2020: The year when we all demanded to see
Top 10 comments from the elf on a shelf
By Torry Stiles 10. “Y’all oughta dust up here once in a while.” 9. “Can we do some more stuff with the Barbie dolls?” 8. “I
Top 10 reasons Santa didn’t leave as much this year
By Torry Stiles 10. “Every week something is new on Pinterest and every week the big guy shuts down the production line to beat the trend.”
Top 10 snowman complaints for 2020
By Torry Stiles 10. This whole global warming thing is getting us worried. A bunch of us are lookin’ to move up to Canada as
Top 10 slogans for 2020
By Torry Stiles 10. “Let this be a dream.” 9. “Laughter is contagious and so is everything else.” 8. For McDonald’s: “Not lovin’ it.” 7.
Top 10 things I am thankful for
By Torry Stiles 10. The elimination of that rule that says you can’t end a sentence with a preposition. 9. Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine. My drug
Top 10 changes for Thanksgiving 2020
By Torry Stiles 10. Attendance limitation means you won’t have a kid’s table to complain about. 9. After dinner everyone will go downtown to see