By Torry Stiles 10. The ducks and chickens were charming, but the guy keeping goats on the third floor ruins the mood. 9. “Excuse me,
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Top 10 reasons you might not have that ‘good ol’ Christmas Spirit’ this year
By Torry Stiles 10. It’s still on back order from last year. 9. The Christmas movies on the Hallmark channel 24/7 have you all messed
Top 10 list of thanks 2022
By Torry Stiles 10. The American Education System and whoever it was who invented the numbers one through 10. 9. My wife who doesn’t throw
Top 10 ways to ruin Thanksgiving
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’ve got some recipes I want to try.” 9. “Just leave the turkey out on the counter and it’ll thaw by tomorrow.”
Top 10 signs of a cheap airline
By Torry Stiles 10. Your midflight meal is a pitch-in. 9. It costs extra to check your baggage and extra again to get it back. 8.
Top 10 signs that this might not be a four-star restaurant
By Torry Stiles 10. “What’s the soup?” “They’re calling it potato.” 9. They claim they got five-star reviews but failed to mention that was the total
Top 10 signs they might not be deserving panhandlers
By Torry Stiles 10. Needs money for baby formula because they have a 3-month-old, an 8-month-old and an 11-month-old. 9. She says she’s sleeping under
Top 10 facts about the first snow
By Torry Stiles 10. At least one person in the office will have a wooly worm or persimmon seed observation. 9. There’s a heated debate over
Top 10 things you don’t want to hear around the bonfire
By Torry Stiles 10. “It’ll be fine. That furniture is fireproof.” 9. “This is a weenie roast. These are hamburger buns. …. You had one
Top 10 things not to say at Walmart
By Torry Stiles 10. “Grab an electric cart! We’re having a jousting tournament in the Garden Department!” 9. “I just scanned two cartloads of groceries.