By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I made a trip to the Southside of Franklin to check out the Johnson County Sales Pavilion. They hold
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TOP TEN THOUGHTS ABOUT HITTING MY 58TH BIRTHDAY
By Torry Stiles 10. Eating off the seniors menu at Denny’s is boring. 8. I have an excuse to remember only the things I want
TOP TEN THINGS I LEARNED ON A FIFTH GRADE FIELD TRIP TO WASHINGTON D.C.
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: as discussed last week. The kids taught me a thing or two.) “Goochy” means good. “Dookie” means bad. “Dookie” has
TOP TEN CONCERNS ABOUT BEING A CHAPERONE FOR A FIFTH-GRADE FIELD TRIP
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Saturday morning I leave the Hoosier state for a trip to Washington, D. C. with a few dozen students from
TOP TEN CLUES YOU SKIMPED ON MOTHER’S DAY
By Torry Stiles 10. Your father calls to complain about the lack of a decent brunch at least once a year. 9. “Oh, honey. That’s
TOP TEN LESSONS LEARNED AT MY 40TH HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
By Torry Stiles 10. I can take comfort in knowing I have more hair and fewer felony convictions than several of my classmates. 9. Four
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PET DOESN’T REALLY LIKE YOU
By Torry Stiles 10. Not only has the dog barged in to watch you take a bath, but he brought a plugged-in electric toaster with
TOP TEN RECENT OBSERVATIONS FROM THE PIG’S STY
By Porkrinds Stiles (Translated by Torry Stiles) (Dear readers – Longtime followers of this column … that would be you, Mom … will remember my
TOP TEN PLANS FOR THE OLD GREENWOOD MIDDLE SCHOOL … REJECTED
By Torry Stiles 10. Mrs. Curl Ice Cream Pavilion. Finally a place big enough for the summer crowd … and my own personal express lane.
TOP TEN THINGS NOT UNCOVERED BY THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION
By Torry Stiles 10. Definitive proof of illegal collusion with Russia. I still want them to take another look at Albania. I never trusted them