By Torry Stiles 10. Talk at work is less about the Colts and more about Zero Turn Radius mowers. 9. You have to remind your
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TOP TEN WAYS TO BECOME YOUR COMPANY’S NEXT DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE
By Torry Stiles 10. Answer the phone with the phrase, “Are you hiring?” 9. Greet the corporate CEO with a firm handshake and the question,
TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD VISIT YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER
By Torry Stiles 10. It smells nicer than the average men’s locker room. 9. The staff lets you touch the merchandise all you want, unlike
TOP TEN THINGS I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND
By Torry Stiles 10. Reality TV shows that are on the air even after they’ve been busted for being faked. 9. How the phrase, “No
TOP TEN LIES YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL THESE YEARS REVEALED
By Torry Stiles 10. Those starving kids in Africa don’t want Brussels sprouts either. 9. Mom really does have a favorite child, but it’s one
TOP TEN EVENTS IN THE SOUTHSIDE WINTER OLYMPICS
By Torry Stiles 10. ThermoSpat: Hand-to-hand combat with your spouse over control of the thermostat. 9. Fixture Skating: Slip-sliding across the patio to winterize the
TOP TEN RECENT QUOTES FROM WILL ROGERS (WERE HE ALIVE TODAY) #29
By Torry Stiles 10. “When I was in grade school and it got cold, we didn’t get the day off. We just had to walk to
TOP TEN SIGNS REAL WINTER HAS HIT THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Dairy Queen swaps the pumpkin pie ice cream for frozen hot chocolate. 9. Nobody even questions the existence of “frozen
TOP TEN ITEMS IN MY STATE OF THE STATE ADDRESS
By Torry Stiles 10. “I am proud to announce the newest addition to the U. S. Navy: the U.S.S. Homecroft. This new level of stealth ship
TOP TEN RESPONSES TO THE ‘JUGHANDLE ROUNDABOUT’ IN GREEWNOOD
By Torry Stiles 10. The original designer: “I tossed that in there as a joke. Never thought they’d think I meant it.” 9. Anonymous Greenwood council member: