By Torry Stiles 10. ThermoSpat: Hand-to-hand combat with your spouse over control of the thermostat. 9. Fixture Skating: Slip-sliding across the patio to winterize the
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TOP TEN RECENT QUOTES FROM WILL ROGERS (WERE HE ALIVE TODAY) #29
By Torry Stiles 10. “When I was in grade school and it got cold, we didn’t get the day off. We just had to walk to
TOP TEN SIGNS REAL WINTER HAS HIT THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Dairy Queen swaps the pumpkin pie ice cream for frozen hot chocolate. 9. Nobody even questions the existence of “frozen
TOP TEN ITEMS IN MY STATE OF THE STATE ADDRESS
By Torry Stiles 10. “I am proud to announce the newest addition to the U. S. Navy: the U.S.S. Homecroft. This new level of stealth ship
TOP TEN RESPONSES TO THE ‘JUGHANDLE ROUNDABOUT’ IN GREEWNOOD
By Torry Stiles 10. The original designer: “I tossed that in there as a joke. Never thought they’d think I meant it.” 9. Anonymous Greenwood council member:
TOP TEN SANTA CLAUS COMPLAINTS THIS YEAR
By Torry Stiles 10. I got so-called psychologists telling me I have to drop the whole naughty or nice thing. “Everyone should get a present.” Sheesh.
TOP TEN REJECTED TOP TEN LISTS OF 2018
By Torry Stiles 10. Top Ten ways to get kicked out of Long’s Donuts. [“Number 4. Can I just lick the counter for a nickel?”] 9. Top