By Torry Stiles 10. If they finish this project then the next thing you know folks will be expecting them to finish ALL of the
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Top 10 reasons I’ve never been called on to moderate a political candidate’s debate
By Torry Stiles 10. “If you are elected, how do you plan to dispose of your enemies?” 9. Instead of a “Time’s up” light we
Top 10 modern student excuses
By Torry Stiles 10. Tardy: “Mom didn’t pay for my phone, and ain’t nobody got watches anymore.” 9. Dress Code: “Ya can’t show your underwear so I ain’t
Top 10 signs your kid is rockin’ the school thing this year
By Torry Stiles 10. All the kids loved her YouTube of the principal making out with the substitute in the parking lot. 9. He hacked Dad’s card
Top 10 things Momo the Monkey learned while on the lam
By Torry Stiles 10. The walk-in tattoo place requires cash up front. 9. Trash can beer isn’t great, but if it’s all you’ve got it’s
Top 10 suggestions for the next time we let the prisoner out by accident
By Torry Stiles 10. Every prisoner gets his hand stamped on his way in to jail, so if he goes out, he can get right back
Top 10 modern additions to Paul Simon’s ‘50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’
By Torry Siles 10. Delete her tweet, Pete. 9. Erase that file, Kyle. 8. Leave him at the jetty, Betty. 7. Send ‘er back to
Top 10 reasons I could never be a comic book supervillain
By Torry Stiles 10. I don’t think I could stand up to Batman. I’d struggle with an average Walmart greeter. 9. Metropolis has Superman. Gotham
Top 10 things I’ve learned watching Congressional hearings
By Torry Stiles 10. “Innocent until proven guilty” never has a chance against a senator facing a primary. 9. Why no one has ever had
Top 10 reasons I’ve lasted this long at The Southside Times
By Torry Stiles 10. The publisher has a really good sense of humor even when the paper may be the subject. …. or at least