By Torry Stiles 10. I used to think my long hair made me look like George Harrison or John Lennon. After I put on a few pounds
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Top 10 things you do when the wife is in Las Vegas for a week
By Torry Stiles 10. Test that whole “don’t wash the white clothes with the dark clothes” thing. 9. Barbecue sauce fixes every meal. 8. Keep
Top 10 signs you’re not ready to own a pet
By Torry Stiles 10. “Did you put newspaper down for the puppy?” “Dad. This is 2023. We haven’t seen a newspaper in this house for
Top 10 modern family problems
By Torry Stiles 10. “Grammy sent me a birthday card!” “Which one?” “Not sure. I think it was one of Mom’s.” 9. “Dad. You need to sign
Top 10 favorite quotes from the Little League field – 2023 edition
By Torry Stiles 10. “Where’s your hat?” “It fell in the toilet.” 9. “Why did you throw the ball?” “Coach said to throw it to
Top 10 bad ideas for Mother’s Day
By Torry Stiles 10. “To Mom, who’s always there, without fail. Could you send me money to make bail?” 9. “I know you didn’t want
Top 10 things I’m grateful for 10 years after ‘The Big One’
(Dear readers: Ten years ago this week I had a massive heart attack and emergency triple bypass surgery. Not my idea of fun, and I
Top 10 random things overheard around here
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’ve reached my redneck limit. You gotta go.” 9. “They were just little felonies, not any REALLY big ones.” 8. “I’m
Top 10 random thoughts while listening to the storm outside
By Torry Stiles 10. The only thing worse than hearing the sirens is not hearing the sirens. 9. The patter of rain on the roof
Top 10 signs of Spring 2023
By Torry Stiles 10. Everybody else is trotting out their old, worn-out jokes about potholes … but not THIS guy. 9. The birds are singing, the