By Torry Stiles 10. Leftover Halloween candy is no longer on the clearance shelf. 9. My summer tan never got past my elbows. 8. All
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Top 10 recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today) #35
By Torry Stiles 10. “If you went to Washington to fix the government and 10 years later you ain’t done it then maybe you ain’t
Top 10 recent childcare mistakes I’ve made
By Torry Stiles 10. Not studying my Transformers and My Little Pony characters ahead of time … and Lord help me if I forget which robot
Top 10 thoughts about the 2023 Indiana State Fair
By Torry Stiles 10. At six to 10 bucks a ride I’m glad I got too old to ride them. 9. If you’re going to enjoy
Top 10 things I learned during the National Night Out
By Torry Stiles 10. No. You should not be “packing heat.” That includes your kid’s Nerf gun hidden under your belt. 9. We are looking for safety
Top 10 signs of a nuisance property
By Torry Stiles 10. Police dispatch doesn’t give the officers your address. They just say the name of your business with the word “the” stressed in
Top 10 ways you blew the election before it even started
By Torry Stiles 10. Dare the press to dig up some dirt on you and then head off to meet your girlfriend. 9. Forget how
Top 10 signs that this is not your grandfather’s county fair
By Torry Stiles 10. Hemp is not just for macramé anymore. 9. The Fair Queen’s escort is her parole officer. 8. The ride operators are
Top 10 ways to get that recent graduate out of your house
By Torry Stiles 10. Start every conversation with, “As long as you’re under MY roof …” 9. “Your mother is experimenting with some new food.
Top 10 reasons I was rejected for jury duty
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I received my summons to serve on a Marion County jury a few weeks back. I was really looking