By Torry Stiles 10. Heard there was a drive-thru church downtown and thought she was in line to be baptized. 9. “Y’all ever see that
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Top 10 ways to ruin Thanksgiving
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’ve got some recipes I want to try.” 9. “Just leave the turkey out on the counter and it’ll thaw by tomorrow.”
Top 10 things I learned repossessing cars
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I have held a variety of jobs over the years. I’ve been a newspaper writer, a racing announcer, truck driver,
Top 10 signs your kid needs to date someone else
By Torry Stiles 10. They’re talking about baby names, and she says the hardest part is picking a last name. 9. He can’t join the
Top 10 ways Dads are different from Moms
10. There aren’t a lot of Moms who can name more than three professional wrestlers and their signature moves. 9. Moms and Dads can both
Top 10 complaints from school bus drivers in 2022
By Torry Stiles 10. Now that the masks are off you don’t recognize anybody. 9. There are so many kids with so many different allergies
Top 10 reasons I have trust issues
By Torry Stiles 10. The cat is giving me the side-eye and last night he left a mouse head on the foot of my bed.
Top 10 random thoughts while playing a rousing game of bingo at Books & Brews
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Be ready for a few shameless plugs in this one I didn’t receive a dime out of this, but I
Top 10 suggestions for the next Southside Times editor
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – Nancy Price has been the chief cook and bottle washer for our happy little paper the last few years but
Top 10 strange things overheard during the recent storms
By Torry Stiles 10. “Does e-learning have e-snow days?”: 9. “What do you suppose Dick the Bruiser would have done?” 8. “Shoveling snow is back-breaking