By Torry Stiles 10. Corona Cash 9. Plague Payola 8. Coughing Fund 7. Tattoo-pallooza 6. Tips for the Apocalypse 5. Coronus Bonus 4. McConnell’s Fund
Tag: humor
TOP 10 NEW WORDS AND PHRASES WE NEED FOR THE LOCKDOWN
By Torry Stiles 10. Covideos (noun): All the goofy stuff we’re putting on the internet because we’re bored stiff. 9. Couch Café (noun): Furniture so surrounded
TOP 10 THINGS I’VE ACCOMPLISHED SINCE THE QUARENTINE BEGAN
By Torry Stiles 10. Found toilet paper. 9. Taught the family to appreciate the Asian grocery store’s ability to get stuff Kroger can’t. …. like
Technologically speaking: using ‘verbified’ nouns in text
By Curtis Honeycutt Did you get my text? I texted you; why didn’t you text me back? And don’t tell me you didn’t get it.
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE NOT COPING WITH THIS QUARENTINE THING
By Torry Stiles 10. You’ve lost track of whether you’re day-drinking or night-drinking. 9. Your daughter is in her bedroom crying because she caught you
‘Grammar Guy’ launches first book in May
Curtis Honeycutt, writer of the weekly humor column “Grammar Guy,” is ready to launch his first book. Entitled Good Grammar is the Life of the
Canceled culture: Why are British and English words spelled differently?
By Curtis Honeycutt It seems like our whole world has been canceled in the past week. Coronavirus has changed our daily lives from school cancelations
TORRY’S TOP 10 FAVORITE SOUTHSIDE EATERIES
By Torry Stiles 10. Long’s Donuts. My diabetes doctor has demanded my picture be posted next to their register with the warning, “Do not serve.”
Battling for subject-verb agreement and snakes versus pirates
By Curtis Honeycutt I think we can solve many of life’s problems by playing out theoretical battles between the opposing groups. For instance, when someone
Irony-ing out all the wrinkles of coincidence from the year 1996
By Curtis Honeycutt Jump into your DeLorean time machine for a moment and let’s travel back to the year 1996. Tickle Me Elmo is the