By Torry Stiles 10. “No free phones but here’s a MAGA hat.” 9. “America first, unless Albania shows up.” 8. “Tell me where I stand.”
Tag: humor
TOP 10 SIGNS OF SPRING ON THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Manual High School is once again seeking help to fund their sports teams. 9. You look forward to the smooth parts
Time to grammar and chill in Chile or warm up with chili in Chili’s
By Curtis Honeycutt I had a reader ask me the difference between “chilly” and “chili” the other day. For the purposes of giving you your
Nevertheless, you had one job; how and when to use conjunctive adverbs
By Curtis Honeycutt Who doesn’t like a good meme? Usually, by the time I learn about one, the internet has moved on to the next
Outdated rules we need to get ‘over’ to help you succeed in dating
By Curtis Honeycutt “What? You’re over me? When were you … under me?” ROSS GELLAR, FRIENDS Don’t return a phone call until at least 48
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU CAN’T TALK POLITICS AROUND SOMEONE
By Torry Stiles 10. You talk about how your family has voted the party ticket for generations and she starts talking about hereditary diseases. 9.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR THE IOWA CAUCUS MESS
By Torry Stiles 10. You can’t expect folks to concentrate on the Democrats after Mahomes ripped up the 49ers. 9. They had a great new
Behold the mighty semicolon; use it correctly and you’re invited to my Oscars party
By Curtis Honeycutt I’m not a food critic, but I do know how to judge a restaurant accurately. Forget portion size, ambiance or availability of
Refuse to be party to bad grammar, whether you’re a Democrat or Republican
By Curtis Honeycutt Apparently, this is a big year for politics. While you read that last sentence on your screen or on the newsprint in
TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM PET
By Torry Stiles 10. You sleep on the couch because they’ve crowded you out of your bed. 9. All your fast food bags are dropped