By Curtis Honeycutt In elementary school, we learn a noun is a “person, place or thing.” Rabbit. Cereal. Toilet. Especially toilet. Words like “toilet” make
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Confused about this word? Get in line.
By Curtis Honeycutt Of all the Scrabble letters, Q and Z hold the most value, at 10 points apiece. In 1982, Karl Khoshnaw – the
Top 10 ways to ruin Thanksgiving
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’ve got some recipes I want to try.” 9. “Just leave the turkey out on the counter and it’ll thaw by tomorrow.”
Taylor Swift’s ‘Midnights’ combines old-school lyrics, poetry, to go deep
By Curtis Honeycutt If there is one thing I love more than grammar, it’s The Beatles. In April 1964, the Fab Four held all five
Top 10 signs of a cheap airline
By Torry Stiles 10. Your midflight meal is a pitch-in. 9. It costs extra to check your baggage and extra again to get it back. 8.
Today I learned: how to pronounce ‘GIF’
By Curtis Honeycutt I understand if you’re not on Reddit; after all, it’s quite the opposite of a local newspaper. However, the online community of
Top 10 signs that this might not be a four-star restaurant
By Torry Stiles 10. “What’s the soup?” “They’re calling it potato.” 9. They claim they got five-star reviews but failed to mention that was the total
Top 10 signs they might not be deserving panhandlers
By Torry Stiles 10. Needs money for baby formula because they have a 3-month-old, an 8-month-old and an 11-month-old. 9. She says she’s sleeping under
When you’ve had your fill of words
By Curtis Honeycutt We all have that friend — the oversharer, the non-stop talker, the chatterbox. Sure, we’re stuck with them; as adults, it’s hard
Top 10 facts about the first snow
By Torry Stiles 10. At least one person in the office will have a wooly worm or persimmon seed observation. 9. There’s a heated debate over