By Torry Stiles 10. Heard there was a drive-thru church downtown and thought she was in line to be baptized. 9. “Y’all ever see that
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A primer on nice-sounding words and names
By Curtis Honeycutt There’s a subreddit page I like to visit called r/eyebleach. It essentially gives your eyes a break from scrolling through cynical and
Top 10 ways to ruin Christmas
By Torry Stiles 10. Test the artificial tree’s claim of being fireproof. Bonus points if it’s at somebody else’s house. 9. Ask every female guest
‘Goblin mode’ named Oxford English Dictionary’s Word of the Year 2022
By Curtis Honeycutt Now the Oxford English Dictionary is at it. In my previous column, I reported that “gaslighting” has been named the Word of
Top 10 supply chain issues at the North Pole this year
By Torry Stiles 10. Lost half my staff to Hollywood for those Lord of the Ring shows. 9. I still have warehouses of MAGA hats
Believe it or not, ‘gaslighting’ is the Word of the Year 2022
By Curtis Honeycutt The folks over at Merriam-Webster are at it again. They are claiming that the Word of the Year 2022 is “gaslighting.” That
Top 10 signs you might not be in the best hotel
By Torry Stiles 10. The ducks and chickens were charming, but the guy keeping goats on the third floor ruins the mood. 9. “Excuse me,
Top 10 reasons you might not have that ‘good ol’ Christmas Spirit’ this year
By Torry Stiles 10. It’s still on back order from last year. 9. The Christmas movies on the Hallmark channel 24/7 have you all messed
Beware the elusive adnominal snowman
By Curtis Honeycutt My daughter has started roaming the streets looking for Bigfoot clues. According to her kindergarten classmates, Bigfoot only comes out at night,
Top 10 list of thanks 2022
By Torry Stiles 10. The American Education System and whoever it was who invented the numbers one through 10. 9. My wife who doesn’t throw