By Curtis Honeycutt We’re due a season of merriment. After all, we’ve all lived through the first 11 months of 2020, so, pass the egg
Tag: humor
Top 10 reasons Santa didn’t leave as much this year
By Torry Stiles 10. “Every week something is new on Pinterest and every week the big guy shuts down the production line to beat the trend.”
Saying goodbye to the year of the grawlix
By Curtis Honeycutt If I told you that a grawlix infestation is inevitable, you’d probably respond with something to the effect of, “What the $#@!
Top 10 snowman complaints for 2020
By Torry Stiles 10. This whole global warming thing is getting us worried. A bunch of us are lookin’ to move up to Canada as
Top 10 slogans for 2020
By Torry Stiles 10. “Let this be a dream.” 9. “Laughter is contagious and so is everything else.” 8. For McDonald’s: “Not lovin’ it.” 7.
Grammar Guy’s nominees for the 2020 word of the year
By Curtis Honeycutt During this unprecedented year we’ve been introduced to a number of words, phrases and terms, many of which we’re eager to erase
Top 10 things I am thankful for
By Torry Stiles 10. The elimination of that rule that says you can’t end a sentence with a preposition. 9. Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine. My drug
The downside of becoming a household name
By Curtis Honeycutt What do you say when you need to blow your nose and the box of the tissues you want to use is
Top 10 changes for Thanksgiving 2020
By Torry Stiles 10. Attendance limitation means you won’t have a kid’s table to complain about. 9. After dinner everyone will go downtown to see
Guaranteed to make you think again: explaining paraprosdokians
By Curtis Honeycutt I’ve never heard of an “aunt-in-law,” but I know it’s a thing. The beauty of having a spouse’s aunt or uncle in