By Torry Stiles
10. Ranch dressing consumption is down by 90%.
9. I don’t have to change the car radio station as often.
8. I have to phone someone to fix the TV instead of just yelling upstairs.
7. Countertops are a lot less sticky, and we have ample silverware in the drawer.
6. I have to beg the neighbor kids to come over and draw pictures on my sidewalk.
5. The dog is getting tired of my Dad jokes.
4. I have no idea about the names of the latest Power Rangers or Pokemon.
3. I haven’t heard the sound of someone rolling their eyes in months.
2. Childish threats of running away have been replaced by adult threats to come back.
1.Due to a large quantity of Axe shampoos and body wash products left behind I now own a small terrier who smells like an eighth-grader from 2007.
