By Torry Stiles 10. No. You should not be “packing heat.” That includes your kid’s Nerf gun hidden under your belt. 9. We are looking for safety
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Top 10 ways you blew the election before it even started
By Torry Stiles 10. Dare the press to dig up some dirt on you and then head off to meet your girlfriend. 9. Forget how
Top 10 signs that this is not your grandfather’s county fair
By Torry Stiles 10. Hemp is not just for macramé anymore. 9. The Fair Queen’s escort is her parole officer. 8. The ride operators are
Top 10 new words we need (especially with the new baby) #10
By Torry Stiles 10. P-mail – noun – messages that come just as you get positioned and can’t get to your phone. 9. Diaper pale
Top 10 things I can’t wait to teach my new grandson
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Thomas Oliver Henderson was born Thursday, June 22 to my daughter Vanessa and her husband, Phil. They’ve got their work
Top 10 ways to get that recent graduate out of your house
By Torry Stiles 10. Start every conversation with, “As long as you’re under MY roof …” 9. “Your mother is experimenting with some new food.
Top 10 reasons I was rejected for jury duty
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I received my summons to serve on a Marion County jury a few weeks back. I was really looking
Top 10 ways I really suck at the ‘aging gracefully’ thing
By Torry Stiles 10. I used to think my long hair made me look like George Harrison or John Lennon. After I put on a few pounds
Top 10 bad ideas for Mother’s Day
By Torry Stiles 10. “To Mom, who’s always there, without fail. Could you send me money to make bail?” 9. “I know you didn’t want
Top 10 things I’m grateful for 10 years after ‘The Big One’
(Dear readers: Ten years ago this week I had a massive heart attack and emergency triple bypass surgery. Not my idea of fun, and I