By Torry Stiles 10. Dare the press to dig up some dirt on you and then head off to meet your girlfriend. 9. Forget how
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Come sale away (just don’t sail with me)
By Curtis Honeycutt I’ve never been fond of boats or horses. The reason I’m not a boat fan is because I’m a 38-year-old man who
Top 10 signs that this is not your grandfather’s county fair
By Torry Stiles 10. Hemp is not just for macramé anymore. 9. The Fair Queen’s escort is her parole officer. 8. The ride operators are
A little bit lower now — decapitalization as a writing style
By Curtis Honeycutt As soon as I wrote a column on Caps Lock, the lowercase, a.k.a. “minuscule” letters, demanded an essay of their own. The
Top 10 new words we need (especially with the new baby) #10
By Torry Stiles 10. P-mail – noun – messages that come just as you get positioned and can’t get to your phone. 9. Diaper pale
The tipsy truth behind alcohol idioms
By Curtis Honeycutt I haven’t been hitting the sauce much lately, nor have I been any number of sheets to the wind. Call me old-fashioned,
Top 10 things I can’t wait to teach my new grandson
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Thomas Oliver Henderson was born Thursday, June 22 to my daughter Vanessa and her husband, Phil. They’ve got their work
Top 10 ways to get that recent graduate out of your house
By Torry Stiles 10. Start every conversation with, “As long as you’re under MY roof …” 9. “Your mother is experimenting with some new food.
Top 10 reasons I was rejected for jury duty
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I received my summons to serve on a Marion County jury a few weeks back. I was really looking
Past presidents teach us to be wary of words
By Curtis Honeycutt Have you ever heard of a politician who is short on words? A terse politician is about as common as a dancing