By Torry Stiles 10. The ducks and chickens were charming, but the guy keeping goats on the third floor ruins the mood. 9. “Excuse me,
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Top 10 reasons you might not have that ‘good ol’ Christmas Spirit’ this year
By Torry Stiles 10. It’s still on back order from last year. 9. The Christmas movies on the Hallmark channel 24/7 have you all messed
Beware the elusive adnominal snowman
By Curtis Honeycutt My daughter has started roaming the streets looking for Bigfoot clues. According to her kindergarten classmates, Bigfoot only comes out at night,
Top 10 list of thanks 2022
By Torry Stiles 10. The American Education System and whoever it was who invented the numbers one through 10. 9. My wife who doesn’t throw
Embracing unembraceable idea nouns
By Curtis Honeycutt In elementary school, we learn a noun is a “person, place or thing.” Rabbit. Cereal. Toilet. Especially toilet. Words like “toilet” make
Confused about this word? Get in line.
By Curtis Honeycutt Of all the Scrabble letters, Q and Z hold the most value, at 10 points apiece. In 1982, Karl Khoshnaw – the
Top 10 ways to ruin Thanksgiving
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’ve got some recipes I want to try.” 9. “Just leave the turkey out on the counter and it’ll thaw by tomorrow.”
Top 10 signs of a cheap airline
By Torry Stiles 10. Your midflight meal is a pitch-in. 9. It costs extra to check your baggage and extra again to get it back. 8.
Top 10 signs that this might not be a four-star restaurant
By Torry Stiles 10. “What’s the soup?” “They’re calling it potato.” 9. They claim they got five-star reviews but failed to mention that was the total
Top 10 signs they might not be deserving panhandlers
By Torry Stiles 10. Needs money for baby formula because they have a 3-month-old, an 8-month-old and an 11-month-old. 9. She says she’s sleeping under